第二章 我的文？開(kāi)玩笑？

　　{"body":[{"id":"45169971671597056","sort":"0","type":1,"role":"45169585410255438","content":"師尊，我可算找到你了！"},{"id":"45169971671597057","sort":"1024","type":1,"role":"45169585410255438","content":"這個(gè)大叔是誰(shuí)呀？"},{"id":"45169971671597058","sort":"2048","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"寒清歌看了看被自己踩在腳下的那個(gè)猥瑣大叔。"},{"id":"45169971671597059","sort":"3072","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"旁邊的四個(gè)人下巴都快驚了掉到地下。"},{"id":"45169971671597060","sort":"4096","type":1,"role":"45165686653687868","content":"……"},{"id":"45169971671597061","sort":"5120","type":1,"role":"45165686653687868","content":"這就是差距。"},{"id":"45169971671597062","sort":"6144","type":1,"role":"45165694958409378","content":"不要這么說(shuō)。"},{"id":"45169971671597063","sort":"7168","type":1,"role":"45165623839794627","content":"我們的師尊也挺好的。"},{"id":"45169971671597064","sort":"8192","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"那個(gè)……"},{"id":"45169971671597065","sort":"9216","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"我感覺(jué)你特別像一個(gè)人。"},{"id":"45169971671597066","sort":"10240","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"夏染辭看著面前穿著青色衣服的少女。"},{"id":"45169971671597067","sort":"11264","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"越看越像自己筆下的女配，十分貼近女主的形象。"},{"id":"45169971671597068","sort":"13312","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"寒清歌，那個(gè)做事絕不手軟的女配"},{"id":"45169971671597069","sort":"14336","type":1,"role":"45169585410255438","content":"師尊，你是說(shuō)我長(zhǎng)得十分像你認(rèn)識(shí)的一個(gè)人吧？"},{"id":"45169971671597070","sort":"15360","type":1,"role":"45169585410255438","content":"自從你把我撿回來(lái)，你就一直說(shuō)這句話(huà)。"},{"id":"45169971671597071","sort":"16384","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"寒清歌已經(jīng)習(xí)以為常。"},{"id":"45169971671597072","sort":"17408","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"但是還是避免不了心酸。"},{"id":"45169971671597073","sort":"18432","type":1,"role":"45169585410255438","content":"【在師尊的眼中，我永遠(yuǎn)都是她的替代品?！?},{"id":"45169971671597074","sort":"19456","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"……"},{"id":"45169971671597075","sort":"21504","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"你長(zhǎng)得怎么那么像寒清歌？"},{"id":"45169971671597076","sort":"22528","type":1,"role":"45169585410255438","content":"【難不成師傅說(shuō)的人一直都是我？】"},{"id":"45169971671597077","sort":"23552","type":1,"role":"45169585410255438","content":"【師傅心里一直都是有我的。所有人都叫他師尊，只允許我一個(gè)人叫他師傅?！?},{"id":"45169971671597078","sort":"24576","type":1,"role":"45169585410255438","content":"好開(kāi)心呀！"},{"id":"45169971671597079","sort":"25600","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"……"},{"id":"45169971671597080","sort":"26624","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"【我創(chuàng)造出來(lái)的女配該不會(huì)是個(gè)傻子？】"},{"id":"45169971671597081","sort":"27648","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"夏染辭開(kāi)始懷疑自己的能力了。"},{"id":"45169971671597082","sort":"28672","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"走吧，回去吧！"},{"id":"45169971671597083","sort":"29696","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"夏染辭習(xí)慣性摸了摸寒清歌的頭"},{"id":"45169971671597084","sort":"30720","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"但他卻不曉得寒清歌的心里在想什么"},{"id":"45169971671597085","sort":"31744","type":1,"role":"45169585410255438","content":"【噢耶，師尊摸我頭了?！?},{"id":"45169971671597086","sort":"32768","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"還沒(méi)走幾步。"},{"id":"45169971671597087","sort":"33792","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"另外三個(gè)人就跪下來(lái)。"},{"id":"45169971671597088","sort":"34816","type":1,"role":"45165686653687868","content":"請(qǐng)北墓仙君正式收我們?yōu)橥健?},{"id":"45169971671597089","sort":"35840","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"好說(shuō)好說(shuō)。你們都站起來(lái)吧，我受不了這種大禮。"},{"id":"45169971671597090","sort":"37888","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"他清楚地記得在他那個(gè)世界，永遠(yuǎn)是自己給別人下跪。"},{"id":"45169971671597091","sort":"38912","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"男兒膝下有黃金，他的黃金早就沒(méi)了。"},{"id":"45169971671597092","sort":"39936","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"以后你們記住男兒膝下有黃金。跪天跪地跪父母。不跪奸佞小人，不跪朝中小人。"},{"id":"45169971671597093","sort":"40960","type":1,"role":"45165694958409378","content":"那么你是同意了。"},{"id":"45169971671597094","sort":"41984","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"嗯"},{"id":"45169971671597095","sort":"43008","type":1,"role":"45165686653687868","content":"師尊在上。我叫白曉"},{"id":"45169971671597096","sort":"44032","type":1,"role":"45165694958409378","content":"在下秋舒！"},{"id":"45169971671597097","sort":"45056","type":1,"role":"45165623839794627","content":"我是冰澈雨"},{"id":"45169971671597098","sort":"46080","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"聽(tīng)完他們?nèi)齻€(gè)人的名字。"},{"id":"45169971671597099","sort":"47104","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"仿佛有一道晴天霹靂。"},{"id":"45169971671597100","sort":"49152","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"夏染辭站都站不穩(wěn)。"},{"id":"45169971671597101","sort":"50176","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"……"},{"id":"45169971671597107","sort":"51200","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"徒兒過(guò)來(lái)扶我一把。"},{"id":"45169971671597108","sort":"52224","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"寒清歌看著他，他現(xiàn)在就像發(fā)了心肌梗塞。連忙扶住了他。"},{"id":"45169971671597109","sort":"53248","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"這打擊也太大了吧？"},{"id":"45169971671597110","sort":"55296","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"【我竟然穿越到自己寫(xiě)的書(shū)里頭來(lái)了?！?},{"id":"45169971671597111","sort":"56320","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"【而且我還收了四個(gè)大魔頭為徒。】"},{"id":"45169971671597112","sort":"57344","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"【我寫(xiě)的不是這樣的呀！】"},{"id":"45169971671597113","sort":"58368","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"【完了，完了，會(huì)不會(huì)被他們削成人彘？】"},{"id":"45169971671597114","sort":"59392","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"【我記得女配就是寒清歌，她是因愛(ài)入魔。剩下的三位好像是因?yàn)榱w慕嫉妒恨而入魔?！?},{"id":"45169971671597115","sort":"60416","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"他們都給我湊了一個(gè)人間百苦??！"},{"id":"45169971671597116","sort":"61440","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"……"},{"id":"45169971671597117","sort":"62464","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"我記得，男主是個(gè)渣男。沒(méi)事兒，只要不讓女主遇到男主，我估計(jì)就不會(huì)死。但是為什么我的女配角卻對(duì)男主愛(ài)的死去活來(lái)？"},{"id":"45169971671597118","sort":"63488","type":1,"role":"45169585410255438","content":"師傅，你說(shuō)什么呢？"},{"id":"45169971671597119","sort":"64512","type":1,"role":"45169585410255438","content":"什么渣男？什么男主？"},{"id":"45169971671597120","sort":"65536","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"清兒呀！"},{"id":"45169971671597121","sort":"66560","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"為師，告訴你一句話(huà)你要永遠(yuǎn)記得。"},{"id":"45169971671597122","sort":"68608","type":1,"role":"45169585410255438","content":"什么話(huà)？請(qǐng)師傅指點(diǎn)，弟子定當(dāng)銘記。"},{"id":"45169971671597123","sort":"69632","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"男人都是大豬蹄子。千萬(wàn)不要被兒女情長(zhǎng)所耽誤。"},{"id":"45169971671597124","sort":"70656","type":1,"role":"45165623839794627","content":"……"},{"id":"45169971671597125","sort":"71680","type":1,"role":"45165623839794627","content":"雖然我不知道這句話(huà)什么意思？"},{"id":"45169971671597126","sort":"72704","type":1,"role":"45165686653687868","content":"反正就是不好聽(tīng)的意思。"},{"id":"45169971671597127","sort":"73728","type":1,"role":"45165694958409378","content":"師尊，你不也是男的嗎？"},{"id":"45169971671597128","sort":"74752","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"去……去！你們?nèi)齻€(gè)小兔崽子，我敢說(shuō)沒(méi)有一個(gè)是好的東西。"},{"id":"45169971671597129","sort":"75776","type":1,"role":"45165694958409378","content":"……"},{"id":"45169971671597130","sort":"76800","type":1,"role":"45165623839794627","content":"師尊，你這叫偏心。"},{"id":"45169971671597131","sort":"77824","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"呵呵呵！"},{"id":"45169971671597132","sort":"78848","type":1,"role":"45169585410255438","content":"哦，那么師傅你是不是??？"},{"id":"45169971671597133","sort":"79872","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"我呀，為師也不例外。"},{"id":"45169971671597134","sort":"80896","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"為師傷害過(guò)許多女孩子的心。因?yàn)槲也荒芙o她們所有人一個(gè)家，我的心只能住下一個(gè)人。"},{"id":"45169971671597135","sort":"81920","type":1,"role":"45165623839794627","content":"那么是在你的心有多大？"},{"id":"45169971671597136","sort":"82944","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"【這幾個(gè)小兔崽子還沒(méi)完沒(méi)了了?！?},{"id":"45169971671597137","sort":"83968","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"【我記得這個(gè)師傅的人設(shè)是一個(gè)非常高冷的人?！?},{"id":"45169971671597138","sort":"84992","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"【不生氣不生氣，絕對(duì)不能破壞人設(shè)?！?},{"id":"45169971671597139","sort":"86016","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"夏染辭勉強(qiáng)擠出一絲微笑。"},{"id":"45169971671597140","sort":"87040","type":1,"role":"45165623839794627","content":"師尊，你的心應(yīng)該能裝下我吧？"},{"id":"45169971671597141","sort":"88064","type":1,"role":"45165623839794627","content":"我不胖，很輕。也很小。師尊，你的心里應(yīng)該裝的下我吧。"},{"id":"45169971671597142","sort":"89088","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"……"},{"id":"45169971671597143","sort":"90112","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"【這個(gè)的人的人設(shè)是把我最后削成人彘的那個(gè)人。性格特點(diǎn)病態(tài)。就是現(xiàn)在的病嬌。他是喜歡我們的女主的，然后把我們女主給挖雙眼。最后被男主給弄得灰飛煙滅。好慘一娃子！】"},{"id":"45169971671597144","sort":"92160","type":1,"role":"45165623839794627","content":"師尊，你怎么用一個(gè)關(guān)心弱小的眼神看著我？"},{"id":"45169971671597145","sort":"93184","type":1,"role":"45165686653687868","content":"因?yàn)槟闾趿恕?},{"id":"45169971671597146","sort":"94208","type":1,"role":"45165694958409378","content":"說(shuō)的沒(méi)錯(cuò)。"},{"id":"45169971671597147","sort":"95232","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"這樣吧。"},{"id":"45169971671597148","sort":"96256","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"夏染辭一說(shuō)話(huà)所有人都安靜了。"},{"id":"45169971671597149","sort":"97280","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"安靜的有點(diǎn)兒可怕。"},{"id":"45169971671597150","sort":"98304","type":1,"role":"4516559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